This page has been censored. I wouldn't want anyone to think I was transmitting obscenities across the net, and some people have really bad relationships with p*n*ses and think they're obscene.
My friend Will Turano recently went to Sweden. He asked me if I wanted him to bring me back anything. I think I asked him to bring me "something interesting".
Will brought me a package of P*n*s Pasta. He got it in Sweden, though it's actually manufactured in the United Kingdom. I suspect the UK wouldn't allow it to be imported, though they're probably happy to export it. It "contains absolutely no artificial additives, preservatives or colouring" and the box says "Warning! Increases in size when cooked". The back of the box includes recipes for "Hot Spicy Toss" and "Big Balls with Steamy Sauce and P*n*s Pasta".
If you want to contact the company that makes P*n*s Pasta, the box says:
Made in the U.K. for Spencer & Fleetwood Ltd. Long Lodge, 269 Kingston Road, London SW19 3NW Tel: 081-543 2288 Fax: 081-543 4408
I'm sure we really need to protect unwary net users from information like this, don't we? After all, running across P*n*s Pasta could really ruin your day if you're not prepared. And I'd hate to do that. If you're a US citizen, you might want to oppose the Communications Decency Act before you lose the right to.
I'm sure the the uncensored version is still around here somewhere!
