My job is easy and I think it's fun.
I'm an assassin, and I'm the best -
My brain's implanted in my chest
So even if I lose my head
Surprise! it doesn't mean I'm dead...
My world is Crawlspace, in a tale
Being dreamed up by Eamonn McGrail
It's fast-paced, violent, and law-free -
Just the place for a guy like me!