kelly said: I hate everything. regis replied : "eat me, kelly. go ahead. SAVOR IT!" and then............. ------------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Feb 92 17:13:41 EST From: kjc@[OLD RUTGERS ADDRESS] To: elbows@[DELETED] Subject: Re: somebody post something misanthropic -- please >kelly, my tragically hip wife, sez >>I hate everything. > >eat me, kelly. go ahead. SAVOR IT! lily-livered dyke from hell! your back isn't good enough for my mismatched sneakers to tread upon! go rotate on your sawzall! Waif Wife ------------------------------------ Date: Tue, 4 Feb 92 00:43:38 EST From: technically hip babe Subject: somebody post something misanthropic -- please To: elbows@[DELETED] kelly, my tragically hip wife, sez >I hate everything. eat me, kelly. go ahead. SAVOR IT! [and tonights eit: him: "I'm a sociopathic misanthrope." me: "that's okay... I accept you *just* *the* *way* *you* *are*."] --r ------------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Feb 92 06:23:40 EST From: technically hip babe Subject: somebody post something misanthropic -- please To: elbows@[DELETED] X-Nsa-Fodder: Honduras Mossad Nazi FBI nuclear Ortega colonel Cocaine X-Unique-Viewpoint: Kill your television!!! kjc@[OLD RUTGERS ADDRESS], my waif wife sez: > lily-livered dyke from hell! your back isn't good enough for my > mismatched sneakers to tread upon! go rotate on your sawzall! feh on you, sweetumz. just take your mismatched sneakers and stuff them into the broken off top of your Elbows Galiano Bottle (TM) [note intentional misspelling to encourage grammar/spelling flames ('cos corwin's right... what could be more misanthropic than starting a grammar spelling flame?)] I'm sure you can remember what to do with the bottle, *right*? I'm a dyke from hell and I'm OUT FOR YOUR SOUL (and I don't mean your mismatched sneaker souls)! you heterosexual tool of the patriarchal penis, you! --r ------------------------------------ Date: Wed, 5 Feb 92 21:48:56 EST From: kjc@[OLD RUTGERS ADDRESS] To: elbows@[DELETED] Subject: Re: somebody post something misanthropic -- please >kjc@[OLD RUTGERS ADDRESS], my waif wife sez: >> lily-livered dyke from hell! your back isn't good enough for my >> mismatched sneakers to tread upon! go rotate on your sawzall! > >feh on you, sweetumz. feh?! why, fie foe and FOO on YOU, tootsie-POP! yeah, i remember what to do with the Galliano bottle, you moronic engineer (can't even spell correctly) -- and it doesn't do justice (NOT you, Joe) to what i'd like to do with my sneakers (i'll give you a hint -- it involves your left nostril, one toe, and a hollowed out brontosaurus thigh bone once used by JFK, Martin Luther King Jr. and the Dali Lama as a bong) you cunt licking, leather-stuffed, toasted i-use-my-brain-to-keep-my-skull-from-collapsing-in-the-vacuum Republican dupe!!! take my SOUL, it's been to hell and back already and i toast marshmallows on the sparkling wit i used to overthrow Satan himself because i OWN this town!!! Waif ------------------------------------ Date: Thu, 6 Feb 92 23:15:07 EST From: technically hip babe Subject: somebody post something misanthropic -- please To: elbows@[DELETED] X-Nsa-Fodder: DES cryptographic fissionable Uzi CIA terrorist smuggle X-Unique-Viewpoint: Kill your television!!! hey kelly! you lick the slime trails left by disease infected snails that are covered with sores! You are lower than the parasites feeding on things that crawl in the ocean mud made up of the decaying carcasses of long dead bottom feeding animals. don't go calling *ME* tootsie-POP, you dick sucking, pitiful excuse for a heterosexual! why, I'm not even straight and I've slept with more men than you have, you virgin! [happy now pted?] I'd suggest that you go off and breed, but it would mean propogating your genes, which are a pimple on the ass of the gene pool, you worthless evolutionary dead end. I'm more of a woman than you'll ever be, and more of a man than you'll ever have. I strip wires with my teeth and tie cherry stems into knots with my tongue. I'll see your sneakers and raise you a pair of workboots, honey. you'll like them. especially in conjunction with what I'm going to do to your dilatator naris posterior *AND* anterior, compressor nasi, and that's not even beginning to mention the side effects if might have on your internal, external, superior and inferior recti muscles... especially if it breaks the seal on yer head... the resulting change in air pressure as the vacuum in yer head equalizes with the outside world might just shatter windows and change weather patterns. --r ------------------------------------ Date: Fri, 7 Feb 92 13:50:44 EST From: kjc@[OLD RUTGERS ADDRESS] To: elbows@[DELETED] Cc: zonker@[OLD MIT ADDRESS] Subject: Re: somebody post something misanthropic -- please Got enough header spooge, you illiterate offspring of a demented baboon? I *snort* slime trails and ask for more, it's such a RUSH! NAY! Call not ME a dick sucker when thou dost not knowest wherewith ye speak! I'll bet you gnaw the knob and drive the men screaming into the night from the sheer clumsiness of your foolish cocksucking executions. Lapping labias, Batman, you don't suppose she knows a nipple from a clit, do ya? When I CHOOSE to breed, the world shall dance with joy and wait in breathless anticipation of my peerless progeny, for my intelligence and even-handedness is renown. You are so far below my IQ as to be a separate subspecies of near-human troglodyte, whose warty-slimed hide is only matched by the stinking black rot of your maggot-infested brain tissue, what little we might find of it. I am SO secure in my femininty I can wear lace under leather and still weild a rip-cutter. Cherry stems tie THEMSELVES in knots FOR me. You may strip wires with your teeth, but I have stripped some MEN with my teeth, leaving them quaking with desire. Thus observe how mighty is my personality that all who stand before me, man or woman, swoon with adoration and love. I need NO workboots for the nails fear to pierce my skin; I need NO gloves for the wood fears to splinter my flesh; I need NO goggles, for the sparks of my eyes REPELL all foreign substances that might seek to damage the perfection of my vision! Should I lower myself so far as to impose harm upon your person, I would suspend you from a thousand barbed hooks, each piercing some tiny portion of your skin and combining to lift you hundreds of feet in the air, where you would hang for hours as your skin slowly, ever slowly, ripped and shredded from the weight of the sins upon your granite heavy soul and eventually allowed you to tear free whereupon you would fall into a giant pool of salt water whose inhabitants would consist of a dozen young, half-starved tiger sharks in a blood frenzy from your dripping, oozing fluids!!! My head is FILLED with the knowledge of all there is to know, and I revel in rememberings of such joy that your shrivelled heart could never know, for you are the stunted offspring of the tiniest, most foolish demon of the entirety of my world, known to puny humans as the UNIVERSE! heh heh. Waif ------------------------------------ To: elbows@[DELETED] Subject: someone post something misanthropic X-Nsa-Fodder: Honduras munitions radar Marxist CIA genetic FBI Date: Sat, 8 Feb 92 15:17:28 EST From: zonker@[DELETED] Sender: zonker@[DELETED] yoU Thrive on spoogE, YoU lame cast-Off From aRchie mcPhee cAtAlog rEjEcts! yoU aRe LEsS THAN thE CHeAPeST AND CHeESiEST OF THe ARChIE MCpHEE plastic cOcKRoAcHEs. YoU DRINkER OF Goat MEsNTRUAL Fluid And eATeR of misshapeN animaL fetuSeS thAt Were AbortEd as uNfit. yoU Writhe in maggoTs and waLlow in mugwumP jiSm in yOur aTtemPts to conjure cReatiVity From yOur KeybOard... try rUbbIng It beTween that frIgId WaSteland beTween yOur leGs, thE one maRked with "DO Not ENteR" sigNs and ladeN with CobWebS. yoU Won't be aBle tO rEprodUcE And BREEd lIkE thE Slave tO yOur hOrmOneS thAt YoU aRe uNtil YoU ManAgE to CONViNCe some male tO procrEatE with A cAndIdAtE fOr evOlutiOnary WeedinG lIkE yOurSelf. Of coUrsE, YoU Could AlwAys try and bUY spErM From one of thOse Sperm bAnks. Maybe YoU Could even get It on Loan, if yOur Credit WaS GoOd. i wow meN and WOMEN with my seXuaL pRowess! HOMOPHObIC women COME OUt as GaY fOr me! [reaLly!] strAngErs and friendS aLike BEG fOr my MinIstrAtIons! tOpS bottoM fOr me, and bOTTOMS pRostRate ThemseLves befOre MY maGnifiCenCe. i can crUsh A beer can with my vAGInAL MUSCLES and shoot bAskEts with thE cRumpled caN. i FiSTFuCK pEoplE and They eNJOy It!!! i rip sODA CaNS oPen with my TeeTh And dRiNk From thE gaPing SlaSh in thE aLuminum. doErs of injusTice fEAr me as i dEFENd thE DownTroDden. i can CRuSH A hUmAn HeaD beTween my Breasts and then UsE Them tO BAtTER DOWn BRIcK WaLLS. yOu ArE NOT FIT To LIcK dOGShIt fROM THe SIDEWALK OR THe MUd fROM MY dOC MArTEnS. yOu dESERVE To LIvE IN NEW JERSEY yOu lICKER OF TOXiC WASTE ReSiDuE fROM THe INsIDEs OF 55 GaLLON DRUMs THaT HAvE fALLEn fROM IlLEGAl TrAnSPOrTATIOn VeHiCLeS. i am so stUdlY thAt EmAcs bUffErs spoNtaNeously studliFy ThemseLves fOr me. --regis, MD, PhD, DeM, DG, JE ------------------------------(The End)------------------------------