Date: Mon, 15 Mar 1999 18:07:28 -0500
From: Kafka Dreams 
To: void
Subject: waterbottles


Topper made me this really cool kit that's put an end to my
water-bottle-loss problem.

The kit consists of:

  Two (2) 8.5"x11" posters

  Four (4) 8"x2.5" tags (each with a red ribbon loop)

  Four (4) 7"x2.5" tags (no loops)

Every one of them says:

  "Please!  Do not dispose of the bottle!"
  "Por Favor!  No Tire la botella!"

And each has a graphic of a bottle flying through the air toward a
garbage can with a vivid red circle-and-slash through it.

Loop one of these babies over your bottle before you leave and VIOLA,
as the cellists used to say, no more disappearing water bottles.

Works for me, at least.  Your Mileage May Vary.