Date: Wed, 26 Jan 94 13:02:52 EST
From: Kafka Dreams <kjc@[OLD RUTGERS ADDRESS]>
To: void
Subject: get a little closer, with Arid Post-Holocaust dry


>Exactly what is it that close *does* count in?

Took me a good 40 seconds to parse this one...

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