Date: Thu, 29 Oct 1998 12:07:25 -0500
From: Kafka Dreams 
To: void
Subject: nu?-topia


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
October 29, 1998

GREENGENES, MA - Genetic Lifeguards, a unit of Evolution Inc. (NYSE:
EIO) today announced the release of GENDER 8.0, upstaging the proposed
release date of GENITAL-ADJUSTER 3000 from Sex-n-Stuff, Inc. by
several days.  
	When asked why the company chose to skip GENDER 3.0 through
7.0, GLi's Chair and CEO Chris Fuquesall was happy to explain.  "We
believe that unbalancing the user community is critical to the success
of our business strategy."  When asked to explain in more detail the
full scope of the elusive GLi's strategy, the CEO instead seduced the
entire news crew.  All have refused comment.

About Genetic Lifeguards
      GLi, a unit of Evolution Incorporated, has been playing with the
minds and genitals of the world's most fashionable for approaching
five years.  Inventors of the evolutionary "Mr. Potato Head" style of
detachable and re-atttachable genitalia, GLi has always been well
ahead of other genderfuck companies.

In a possibly unrelated event, King Missle's "Detachable Penis" went
quintuple platinum.