Date: Thu, 15 Jul 1999 19:31:46 -0400
From: Kafka Dreams 
To: void
Subject: motherhood


There will be no apple pie comments.

My first thought, upon seeing "kjc is not your mother" was 

  OWIE!  That sure woulda hurt iffn I was.

Then all that Sumerian, Babylonian, Greek, Roman, and Cthulian
mythology took hold...

  WORSHIP before me for LO! I am the MOTHER-LIGHT!  I am WOMAN-FIRE!
  It was *I* who bore the WINDOWS-SLAYER!  *I* who bore the
  LINUX-WEAVERS! MY BLOOD is made up of PERFECT PACKETS!  My HAIR is
  the FINEST FIBER OPTIC NETWORK!  The HEAT of my MOLTEN PASSION
  solders your CIRCUIT BOARDS!  MY WOMB was the ORIGINAL PORTAL!  The
  NERD GIANTS were my FIRSTBORN!  With their blended TWEEDY SKINS and
  POCKET PROTECTORS OF DOOM they RULED the world from below until the
  coming of my SECONDBORN, the GODS you know as UNIX and C!  The
  PACKET SHAPERS you know as IP and TCP!  They ROSE UP from the GROUND
  and made a PACT with my THIRDBORN - the HACKER HEROES and NETWORK
  KINGS - to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!  ALL MY CHILDREN!  I GAVE THEM LIFE!

But, my final thought is "nap time for weirdos" <sleepy-yawn>.

Kelly J.
  (NO meds!  NO MEDS!  Don't make me SMITE you!)