Now Look What You've Stepped In

John Romkey's Home Page
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Now Look What You've Stepped In

"Just because something doesn't seem useful doesn't necessarily mean it's useless."

This is my home page. No longer the most boring home page on the web, I must pass that honor on to the second most boring web page on the net (which is still actually quite a bit cooler than these pages are).

About me...

This is the part where I talk about where I'm coming from and where I am now and where I'm going.

Then there's also the part where I talk about my friends.

Then there's the part where I talk about when I lost my virginity, my unusual sexual habits, how much I enjoy shrubberies, my favorite flavor of bird, how many extra bonus holes I have in my body with great detail and all those other things that grace almost every web page.

And what web page would be complete with the "This page is still under construction" part? So I'm going to not say that about this page, and therefore claim it's complete, despite the fact that it must be incomplete because it doesn't say it's still under construction.

And let's not forget the part where I tell you all about what I've done recently to my web pages.

Here's my public PGP key.

Read my opinion about restrictions on the Internet by the new telecommunications act.