Penis Pasta
My friend Will Turano recently went to Sweden. He asked me if I wanted him to bring me back anything. I think I asked him to bring me "something interesting".
Will brought me a package of Penis Pasta. He got it in Sweden, though it's actually manufactured in the United Kingdom. I suspect the UK wouldn't allow it to be imported, though they're probably happy to export it. It "contains absolutely no artificial additives, preservatives or colouring" and the box says "Warning! Increases in size when cooked". The back of the box includes recipes for "Hot Spicy Toss" and "Big Balls with Steamy Sauce and Penis Pasta".
If you want to contact the company that makes Penis Pasta, the box says:
Made in the U.K. for Spencer & Fleetwood Ltd. Long Lodge, 269 Kingston Road, London SW19 3NW Tel: 081-543 2288 Fax: 081-543 4408
Did this really ruin your day?
I'm sure we really need to protect unwary net users from information like this, don't we? After all, running across Penis Pasta could really ruin your day if you're not prepared. And I'd hate to do that. If you're a US citizen, you might want to oppose the Communications Decency Act before you lose the right to.
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Last modified: Sun Nov 12 20:56:22 PST 2006
