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From: kjc@aramis [OLD RUTGERS ADDRESS] (Kelly J. Cooper)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: My problem with the debate format
Date: 16 Sep 1994 01:36:25 -0400
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In article <Cw3BD6.ACK@lut.ac.uk>, L.H.Wood AT student DOTTY lut DOTTY
ac DOTTY uk writes:
>
> In article <34kkni$lv4@lastactionhero.rs.itd.umich.edu>
> ajd AT oit DOTTY itd DOTTY umich DOTTY edu (AjD) writes: 
> >
> >You can't throw sharp objects.
> 
> ... at Americans, who don't understand cutting scarcasm and too slow
> to notice rapier wit.

Your sentence structure isn't parallel.  By thus causing the reader to
stumble through your stupidity, you've ruined the attempted pun and
corrupted your original point.

Moron.

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Kelly J. Cooper
kjc AT apocalypse DOT org