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From: kjc@aramis [OLD RUTGERS ADDRESS] (Kelly J. Cooper)
Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Party DickSizeWars !!!
Summary: Everybody knows Jailbait.
Message-ID: <Apr.20.16.47.07.1994.27349@aramis.rutgers.edu>
Date: 20 Apr 94 20:47:07 GMT
References: <1994Apr11.225213.14703@sol.UVic.CA> <2okhut$hp@nkosi.well.com> <1994Apr19.224302.729@canetoad.uucp>
Organization: LCSR @ Rutgers University
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larne AT canetoad DOTTY uucp (Broken Symmetry) writes:
>marzipan heart <merde AT well DOTTY sf DOTTY ca DOTTY us> wrote:
>>Conspiracy of Cartographers <quasi AT universe DOTTY digex DOTTY net> wrote:
>>>
>>>i can't believe you dated bait. i can't believe you dated bait. i can't 
>>>believe you dated bait.
>>
>>well, we only went out once, and fucked a couple of times.
>
>There seems to be three kinds of people in this world:
>- Those who met jb at school
>- Those who met jb at a con
>- Those who met jb while fucking him
>
>I've heard rumors of a forth type, those who haven't met him, but
>have yet to verify that such a person actually exists.

I know people who have never met him, and would never even have heard
of him if I didn't say, "You think *that* nickname is weird? I know
this guy..."

And how does it count if one "met" him online first?  

How many points if one has been to his personal convention?  

How many bonus points for knowing his cohorts in the All-Christ
  Cabaret? 

Is there an increasing value for the number of separate, unrelated
  avenues through which one is acquainted with him?  

More importantly, can one really say he has achieved true fame unless
  he is a question on a purity test?

--
Kelly J.