If you're here, you shouldn't be - "newhome.html" was a temporary file I worked on while bringing my redesigned homepage to life.
I don't use scripts, so you won't be redirected - you should just GO to my main homepage.
Or you can peek at my my old homepage (started in 1994 and massively re-designed in 1996; this February 2003 update is also a massive re-design).